ear beat

The annoying beat of your heart as felt through you ears on your pillow at night when you are trying to get to sleep.

For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!

It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep

annoyed female in morning: Get out of bed you lazy sod

man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats

or,

Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!

by e-buygum July 1, 2009

Ear Balling

Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.

Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”

by CraigoD April 14, 2011

inner ear

Having a 6th sense of knowing before it happens.

Kaylia has a great inner ear when selecting keno numbers.

by Bobby Miehlke March 3, 2014

bitch ear

a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.

basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)

Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.

by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011

sticky ears

A person who pirates music.

His sticky ears made his computer crash.

by kso March 13, 2008

Swimmer's ear

When you're fingering a girl and give her a wet willy with said finger(s)

Man, I'd love to give Sarah Palin swimmer's ear

by Brett Short November 20, 2010

Ear Sex

To stick ones finger or penis in ones ear, achieving orgasm by hitting the brain.

"Me and Erica invented ear sex and have it all the time."

"We had ear sex in my car."

by God Demosthenes December 7, 2006