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Elizabeth 

Elizabeth is a sweet lady who cares a lot about the people around her she is very pretty and loving she will help u if u feel down and she will beat a bitches ass and she belongs to someone named Michael which is the love of her life and if u try to mess with him or his girl he will beat your ass
Damn bro you don’t wanna fuck with Elizabeth or her man he and she will fuck you up
Elizabeth by Yaboiiiyeet December 5, 2019
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ELIZABETH 

Elizabeth loves chickens.
"omg elizabeth is getting drunk with her chickens again!"
ELIZABETH by ChildoftheC September 25, 2020

elizabeth's dick

the biggest shlong known to mankind. absolutely huge and will peg you
Carl: Hey Dave! Did you hear about elizabeth's dick?
Dave: Yeah I didn't just hear about it I felt it...
*Dave limps away*
elizabeth's dick by tomatosauce3 December 3, 2020

elizalolz 

elizalolz, a very homosexual person indeed. this individual is a resident in the homes of sptwt. in long terms, south park twitter. he currently has 258 followers at the moment. xe often spends most of their day in its habitat, interacting with other south parkies and bullying one known as “happybottles”. forcing “happybottles” to become a fellow south parkian, and become one with the deep dark pits of hell known as the south park community and or fandom. it also is very homosexual, as written in the 4th letter of this paragraph. but they deny it nonetheless, and say that they’re — infact, “not gay”, although this is clear bullshit. if you ever want to catch elizalolz and get her out of hiding, simply use a coke bottle (the soda) as bait. it is his favorite treat.
“elizalolz is so fucking gay.”
elizalolz by happybottles April 11, 2023

allison elizabeth 

A very unique name.

Allison: son of a noble one
It is a german name and was originally a name given to boys.

Elizabeth: God is my oath
This name is Hebrew

Along with this unique name, Allison Elizabeth is a very unique person. She is gorgeous, even if she doesn't believe it. She is talented in many ways. She helps others before herself. She has trouble saying 'no' and asking for other people's help. She is very independent. She has a low self esteem. Her friends are not her first priority, the reason why she has very few. She is very smart and will aspire to something great. I'd you find a girl with this name, never let her go.
Person 1: who's that girl sitting by herself?

Person 2: oh, that's Allison Elizabeth.

Person 1: why is she all alone?

Person 2: she likes to be alone more than being with others.

Person 1: is she dating anybody?

Person 2: nope

Person 1: but why?!?! She's drop dead gorgeous!!!

Person 2: idk. I think she's suffering depression. She's always sad.

Person 1: oh... I'm going to talk to her

Person 2: lol good luck with that!
Eliana ... The most amazing person in the world, funny and very attractive! She is just the kind of person you would date. She is smart and beautiful, even when she’s not princess-walking down the hallway on the red carpet. She will tell her boyfriend that she loves him and she will do almost anything to be with him and she is the best girlfriend. If you have an Eliana as your love, you are he LUCKIEST boy in the whole world. She is pure victory at sports and games. Boys will fall head over heels for her, because HOW COULD THEY NOT?!?!?! She’s pure amazement. Every girl wants to be Eliana, or be her BFF. All the boys want to be her boyfriend and her love. When Eliana is in love, it’s VERY obvious. Eliana is the BEST GIRL in the whole world.
Boy 1: Did you see Eliana?

Boy 2: I’m in love.

Boy 1: So am I! I just LOVE Eliana. I wanna ask her on a date, but I don’t wanna embarrass her in front of her friends.

Boy 2: Just tell her! How hard can it be?

Boy 1: Will you go on a date with me?

Eliana: No, sorry. I’m waiting for the right boy to love.

Boy 1: I just wanna let you know- I love you!

Eliana: Everyone does.

(Boy 2 sneaks up behind Eliana and hugs her and kisses her cheek)

Eliana: Not again...
Eliana by NarwhalGirl90 June 7, 2019
A hot hunk of a man. All the men and women fall for him. More gay then a drag queen, he is the person for all you horny ass men. Ladies watch out because this hunk will steal your man.
That Elias stole my boyfriend.
Elias by partypooper1234567 June 18, 2022