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B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."
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by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025
Get the doggie diddler mug.The (2) strikingly handsome accident reconstructionists hired by the FBI to investigate the suspicious death of a Boston police officer - and who later testified on behalf of the defendant, Karen Read, at both of her murder trials. Ms. Read was ultimately acquitted by a jury, largely due to compelling testimony from the accident reconstruction experts, among others. As they stated on the stand, "You can't deny the physics!"
Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."
Their good looks, impressive qualifications, and professionalism under cross-examination won the hearts of trial-watchers everywhere and earned them the nickname, "the Crash Daddies."
The crash daddies were the MVPs of Karen's case, because they proved John wasn't hit by a car - which meant someone else was the perpetrator!
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"Colleen, we can't mac the daddies at a work function: it's unprofessional!"
Or "Ruba, if you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"
Or "Ruba, if you want to mac the daddies, you better put on a shorter skirt!"
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Occurs in many cases relating to drunkenness, embarrassment and exposure to heat, however some experience this condition regularly with little stimuli.
Occurs in many cases relating to drunkenness, embarrassment and exposure to heat, however some experience this condition regularly with little stimuli.
1)Damn drunk asian, those are some rosy puff daddies!
2)Damn sober white guy, those are some rosy puff daddies, do you have a medical condition?
2)Damn sober white guy, those are some rosy puff daddies, do you have a medical condition?
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