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complete fucking sket, hope it dies, kermit neck rope, wish she died in 9/11 or one of the wars. calls me a rat like she can the little dog, roblox bash and probably about 3 years old. she’s probably pregnant to about 59 different people. wouldn’t recommend staying on roblox with her if you come across her. james charles would probs shag her but i mean thats him...
cupcake is a rhino, a dog, smells like beef and for all i care can choke on a fat shlong x
by wankingiscool.org June 19, 2019
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French cupcake

While docking using the foreskin of another man's penis for a pocket vagina.
Brad's supple and soft foreskin was more than adequate for prime ejaculation during a quick French Cupcake.
by Admiral foreskin August 10, 2017
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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oral cupcake

Usually given on anniversary or birthday act of taking cupcake icing and sprinkles and covering your vagina with it and then your partner eats you out. Also used on dick for male and tits
Bruh last night it was our anniversary and i gave her a oral cupcake i got her so wet
by benav01 December 27, 2015
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Hollywood cupcake

the winning move was clearly offering James a Hollywood cupcake as we bumped into him on the way up the stairs
by Dennich Wallmacher April 15, 2012
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cupcake

A stan who is either of a young age, or is very ignorant. cupcakes often are extremely childish and if something gets pg-13 or sexual, or anything that isnt "disney approved" happens, they get very upset. if you get called a cupcake or someone refers to you indirectly as a cupcake, they aren't complimenting you.
"Hey, did you see (insert artist name)'s new instagram post of them kissing their partner?"
"Yeah, the cupcakes were going ham in the comments. you should see twitter, they're whining about how that's InApPrOpRiAtE"

"God, i hate cupcakes, (insert artists name) is almost 22 and 9 year olds are upset they kiss. so annoying"
by ziti herron September 2, 2019
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Cupcake

Person 1: EDP wanted the cupcake!
Person 2: But he’s a damn pedophile!
by 8bitpotato1216 September 8, 2021
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