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The creeper

The act of rushing a shit. The person who did the rushing unkowlingly leaves the reminents of an unvacated shit in their colon thus causing them to become irritable, rude, and sometimes violent.
"Daves been acting like a real dick today"
"yeah tell me about it...he must have rushed his shit, and hes got the creeper.
The creeper by TaylorTime March 10, 2007

Facebook Creeper 

a person (usually female) that keeps sending you friend requests even though they don't know you and you don't know them. Usually done in order to watch your comments in hopes that you'll say something about someone they know. Basically another word for a "snitch."
You: "Hey, you know Sally James? She keeps sending me Facebook friend requests."

Friend: "Nope, she is a Facebook Creeper. Whatever you do...don't add that Facebook snitch!"

Trench Creeper  

the man who lives under your bed
I looked under my bed last night to find another trench creeper sleeping with my socks.

Fairy Creeper 

A form of "Reach Around" but instead of reaching around the side of the person you go between the legs.
Dude, I was doing this girl and she gave me a Fairy Creeper, it felt so awesome.
Fairy Creeper by Allen Garner March 4, 2009

Corner Creeper 

(noun) A sketchy looking old guy that usually sits in the corer of a every pub where it's least lit and most shady.
Kevin: Dude, lets grab that table over there!

Jake: No way dude, its right beside that corner creeper in the red hat and shades.
Corner Creeper by Shittalker February 13, 2010

Invisible Creeper 

The single most horrifying thing anyone could ever think to put in a videogame.
Mike: I heard Notch made Invisible Creepers
Ian: WHAT?!?!!? I HAVE TO FORTIFY MY WALLS!
Mike: But what if their already inside the housssssSSSSSSSSSSSS