To approach a girl during sex whilst shuffling across the carpet in socks to generate static electricity, once your dick, in the sock, touches her anus, it shocks her leaving a burn mark on her chocolate starfish.
“Last night he gave me a charged creeper, I still feel it when I walk!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”
“I gave my girl a charged creeper two weeks ago, and she still says it’s burning!”
by Nutfw March 23, 2024

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 25, 2017

"Creeper, aw man." :(
by CWNS August 29, 2020

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 4, 2021

A creeper is a common hostile mob that silently approaches players and explodes.
It looks like this:
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛️⬛️🟩🟩⬛️⬛️🟩
🟩⬛️⬛️🟩🟩⬛️⬛️🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛️🟩🟩⬛️🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩 🟩🟩
🟩🟩 🟩🟩
⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️
It looks like this:
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩⬛️⬛️🟩🟩⬛️⬛️🟩
🟩⬛️⬛️🟩🟩⬛️⬛️🟩
🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️🟩🟩
🟩🟩⬛️🟩🟩⬛️🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩 🟩🟩
🟩🟩 🟩🟩
⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️
Steve: Alex look out, there's a creeper behind you!
Alex: Creeper? Aw man!
(Alex dies due to the explosion of the creeper)
(You get impressed by my creeper emoji-art)
Alex: Creeper? Aw man!
(Alex dies due to the explosion of the creeper)
(You get impressed by my creeper emoji-art)
by IndianElectricPantsFan30 November 9, 2021

by Mindsue July 23, 2020

by Unhelpful_Yes April 15, 2022
