cooper is a self absorbed cunt who looks like a roasted over done steak. he looks like he dumps pounds of vegetables oil every day that ends in y. xoxo u ugly bitch
by UR MOM03947473828199394 November 14, 2021

by Whyareyoufgay??😂 August 29, 2019

by swag$ October 22, 2015

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
by Spanish Lass January 23, 2012

by Border patrol November 27, 2024

a cooper is a sub denomination of these assless chaps. he enjoys being a complete di-head, and is unable to process normal information without wanting to argue
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
this nig- I mean cooper, is also incapable of acting normally and requires some-- special care
by uwu ur worst enemy February 8, 2024
