Fortune Cookie

A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.

Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.

by AtillaTheHunWasMongolian January 5, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.

Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by King Among Men May 28, 2004

cookie bumper

A lesbian who enjoys genital contact with other lesbians in a bumping fashion.

Melissa likes to bump cookies, therefore is a cookie bumper.

by Scout Peterson November 5, 2008

Cookie Pants

Usually sweats or lose fitting pants that are used to eat cookies or any other types of fatty foods. Usually used for females when they are feeling lazy, PMS, have unexplanable cravings or breakups.

Oh my gawd! A pazookie so sounds good! I guess it's cookie pants day.

by vericarolchellyjess April 23, 2011

CookieGamerOK

CookieGamerOK is a when a person likes to commit war crimes, and doesn't care when he does it

That man is a CookieGamerOK, he has committed several war crimes.

by adagsdgdsghd June 9, 2020

baby cookie

Your special baby buddy. She will give you special powers, like how to de-bone a chicken.

Hi, im baby cookie! And im your special baby friend!

by Doaders592 November 30, 2010

Brookie Cookie

Brooke is a person who likes Air New Zealand and smiles a lot, obsessed with English and school in general. But, Brooke is bad at pulling resting depressed face she looks like she's constipated when she tries... it's pretty funny actually hahahahaha. she is in our core class and she is a girl she has a cat she has a brother she has a mum she has a daddy she has a Camelbak drink bottle which is blue, she is married to airnz btw.

Chloe: Where is brooke?
Lorenzo: not at home
Chloe: Why?
Lorenzo: she loves school... duh
*Brookie walks into scene*
Brookie: Sorry i gtg now
Chloe: why, you just got here
Lorenzo: yeah
Brookie: gotta do some of them essays
Lorenzo: wtf we just had english
Brookie: yeah. but miss S lives with me now, ENGLISH 24/7 LOL
Lorenzo & Chloe: ok bye Brookie Cookie

by catdogcatdogcatdog June 10, 2019