christopher

allisann’s really cool hot beautiful sexy boyfriend

“yo who is christopher? he’s kinda cute ngl”
“that’s allisann’s boyfriend”

by allisann February 13, 2023

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Christopher

Usually a nice guy with a nice smile, but although he looks sexy he is very gay. He likes getting his little hole opened by a very enormous cocks. He enjoys hoping on top and giving the best fuck in your life.

You should always fuck a Christopher ;)

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a very nice but he is gay. He enjoys getting his little hole getting opened with enormous cocks that drops pre-cum every minute. He would hop on top and give you the best fucks.

You should always fuck a Christopher

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher

He likes taking big cocks from his little tight cock from dicks that drop pre-cum every minute.

Fuck a Christopher

by MarlonC April 25, 2025

Christopher Ward

A great watch company from England.

"Hey, is that Christopher Ward?"

by I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT AS MY April 25, 2025

Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.

“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”

by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025