Captain Random

The nickname I gave to a guy I know who loves to spout random bullshit.

Cheese kicks the ass of the ivory monkey holding the cum filled salt shaker while drinking pink juice from the nipple of the a hippo.

-- Captain Random

by Cpt. Random's friend September 8, 2004

Captain Skyhawk

A kinda stupid game by Rare for NES that was in this shitty sort of 3D.

OMG it's 3D Captain Skyhawk oh fuck I hit the wall.

by YINever December 19, 2004

Captain Ahab

The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.

One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.

by G. Willakers January 1, 2008

Captain America

Follow the set up for the donkeypunch/Tony Danza maneuver, but after exclaming 'Whos the Boss?!' reach under the bed for the convieniently located trash can lid , grip it ala Captain america style, and knock that bitch over the head while yelling ' CAPTAIN AMERICA'

She though the Captain america was bad, good thing i didnt do the Iron Man

by Sam Wohlfeil December 28, 2005

captain hook

To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

by deez nutz in yo mouth March 16, 2007

captain planet

a guy who is soo cool he rocks my socks!

Captain Planet rules my entirely unpolluted world!

by ivy March 3, 2004

Captain Kirking It

1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”

“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”

by Filmgeek2112 April 20, 2011