Canada

useless

Man: Canada is goddamn useless. They BAG their MILK!
Me: Yeah, I know! It's ridiculous!

by Abyss the Hybrid December 16, 2021

Gnarlsburg Canada

1. The greatest place in the world

2. Something that is totally awesome-crazy-gnarly.

3. Something that is totally crazy-gnarly in a bad way. (see crazy sauce)

Person one:"She's gone on to a better place"
Person two:"oh, I'm sorry..."
Person one:"No, She went to Gnarlsburg Canada"
Person two:"OH! THATS GNARLSBURG!!!!"

by Sancho Javier De La Cruz October 30, 2007

Canada's History

verb. The godless sexual act of using the Stanley Cup as a weapon or date rape drug, to lure unsuspecting victims into a 'moose styled'(involving moose antlers and a jug of maple syrup for lube) reverse reach around and possible 'anal activities'. A US version of this act is known as "A night with Sarah Palin".

"Care to take a lesson in Canada's history?"

"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"

"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."

"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."

"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."

by Victor Sage February 5, 2010

Canada

The World's largest backyard.

Canada:
Hey is that a broken swing set? Oh wait no that's Ottawa.

by hater 257 June 29, 2006

Canada

America's northern neighbor who is cold, full of moose, people saying "eh" and "aboot" and going on about how lovely their igloo is shaping up to be. This country's hockey skills are undoubtably fantastic yet still nobody really cares about that. Fun fact: They have an army, funny that they use it for their moose wars and fighting no actual people. This "country" might as well be sold to the Chinese and made into something productive instead of being filled with snow,moose and friendly people that you can't even understand.

American: So where do you live?, you have a funny accent.
Canadian: Oh I live in Canada, eh. Ever heard of the Canucks?
American: No.
Canadian: Oh that's alright, eh, let's go grab some Tim Hortons.
American: What the actual fuck are you talking about?!

by AFUCKING AMERICAN August 11, 2012

Canada

Canadians aren't real. Canada itself is a myth.

No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.

by Sinker December 28, 2005

Canada

America's Hat.

Canada sits on top of America like a hat.

Classy attire worn by countrymen.

Canada is America's hat.

by Jmoo April 28, 2008