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shit the bed

exclamation.
> substitute for the following:
-shit
-fuck
-damn
-hell
"I got a D on the benchmark! Shit the bed!"
by RojoC April 30, 2007
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bed riding

When you stay in bed all day and do nothing. You just sleep and dream.
Damn nigger, my bitch went out all day to do shopping. I just did some bed riding and choke my big black cock.
by Trey April 2, 2004
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Shit the bed

One of the biggest and best club nights in the UK based in Bristol. The name comes from the phrase "shit the bed" being used as an exclamation of surprise and excitement.
"Shit the Bed! - That bass drop was f*cking amazing!!!"

"Shit the Bed! - have you seen this amazing DJ lineup?"
by arsequake January 15, 2010
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Shit The Bed

1. When you do cost your team a match in any game.

2. When you have a high dollar object that you cant use because of a cheaper part when compared to the whole object.
Rolli went 1-8 on Warhawk?
Yeah, he really shit the bed.

I have a $3,500 computer in my basement but I can't use it because the case broke.
Well, you shit the bed.
by Deodorizer July 5, 2014
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bed-stuy

The largely black middle class part of brooklyn that makes the least amount of sense.

Filled with teenage sons and daughters of city workers who have no education and no aim.

Filled with mostly negative thinkers who won't go anywhere in life, the rest are people who haven't gone anywhere in life and have resorted to negative thinking.

Do-or-die part of ny
four innocent by-standers where shot yesterday near a bed-stuy housing project.

bed-stuy yo boy: damn son he was supposed to take out J. yeah but at least the murder made the news unlike far rockaway, east new york or brownsville.
by Simply The Truth July 9, 2010
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Bed Bitch

Similar to a "Booty Call", but not quite a "Friend With Benefits." A Bed Bitch is an acquaintance with whom your relationship's entire foundation revolves around a bed. You have sex, you cuddle, you watch movies, but you're never invited out on dates, to dinner, to meet their friends, etc. You exist as a living, breathing sex doll / stuffed animal to them. The exact terms of this "relationship" are usually not discussed, and they're skirted around if they come up.
"He's totally into me, I've been over to his place 5 nights this week."

"You're totally just his bed bitch.."
by Xtopgunx November 4, 2014
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L Bed

In the construction of a joint, two pieces of rizla are used in the crafting process to enlarge the size of the finished product. Usually this is done when more people need to be accommodated for. (3 or 4 or more). Reaching up to 16cm's long if done correctly. If needs be more that two pieces can be used in extreme cases but this is rare and usually not needed.
Anthony; Is an L bed on the cards today?
Gaz; Yes it is, get ready for a long spliff.
Dan; HOY!
by Barry Biggan October 16, 2010
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