justin beaver

beaver 🦫

justin beavers are cool boobies are cooler

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

The Beaver Fade

Where a male fades his pubic hairs typically from a #0 to a #2 or #3

The beaver fade

by Dwolf169 November 9, 2012

beaver married

a committed relationship between two women.

"my two moms are beaver married."

by IHaveAComplex February 14, 2012

Chutney beaver

The result of a man shagging a girl up the bottom and finishing off in the vagina

She must have had an upset stomach cos I gave her a right chutney beaver.....

by Lifehouse crew July 13, 2012

beaver foot

the rotten fungal odor of a woman's vagina, similar to the smell of 'athletes foot'.

I was with this beautiful girl last night, she had beaver foot , so I left.

by hand of crazyhorse July 3, 2011

blended beaver

when you look ugly

"omg girl you look so pretty" - Random girl

"No I look like a blended beaver' - Jessica

by Bree & Jessica April 29, 2020