Brutal Beating

When you are doing your girl from behind and accidentally moan her mother’s name

Guy: *moans* uhhh Carol!
Girl: That’s my moms name you bastard, imma give you a brutal beating

by WhiteMuchroom January 19, 2022

Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off

Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it

by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017

Beating Goonies

Slang from ATL. Means having rapturous, often rough, sex.

"I didn't see you at the game Friday; where were you at?"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"

by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

Beat Brother

When two dudes comment on the same pornhub video, they are beat brothers

“Me and 360Beatman are beat brothers”

by Irony123 July 13, 2020

beating 90

Aka beat 90

Slang term for jerking off

Will was beating 90 when his mom walked in on him.

by PainKillerXR3 January 8, 2023

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015