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barrel rider

One of Bilbo Bagins many nicknames
- wow thats the Ringkeeper
- don't you mean the Barrel Rider
by Solitudith September 29, 2019
mugGet the barrel ridermug.

empty barrel

An accurate term describing how uneducated loud-mouths sound when they speak about topics they know nothing about. People often labeled as such will cry racism, rather than believe they could possibly be both inarticulate and incorrect. Ant. - woke, smart
That Congresswoman is such an empty barrel; always talking like her clueless ass actually knows something.
by Yankees 2nd Baseman October 22, 2017
mugGet the empty barrelmug.

Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
by dig bick123 August 18, 2024
mugGet the Bronkhorstspruit gun barrelmug.

Barrel

1000 pounds of a drug, typically all in one big container
by Anodrow July 19, 2025
mugGet the Barrelmug.

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!
by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023
mugGet the Cracker Barrel Headmug.

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