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British WiFi

An overpriced crap service that leaves you dissatisfied
Phone: no Internet connection

Person 1: the WiFi here sucks
Person 2: that's British WiFi for you
by creeperminer on tekkit legends November 30, 2021
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British Potato

An awkward little shit loved by everyone and who is British.
"Liam was the definition of a British potato" - niall
by Anonymous directioner December 5, 2021
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
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British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.
American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane
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British

Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.

Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Whale people do not exist, whales live in the sea.

There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. But British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points is wrong then.

This brings us to our last point, what language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and myself on the line here, to find a "British" person speaking their native language. Most of them speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUNDS like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
Person 1: Did you see that British docuseries "Black Mirror"?

Person 2: British People aren't real

Person 1: *a'rent
by BorkaDictionary December 2, 2021
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British thugs

British thugs are commonly found in north Western Europe and love tea, crumpets, and broken disgusting teeth. One example of this is Hudson William dire Whoretown, who perfectly is described by this description.
There’s to many British thugs in this area!
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 29, 2024
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Sneaky British

The act of driving on the left side of the road at night with all lights turned off in and outside the car.
Last night was a blast! We did a sneaky british on the way home.
by Jessica Sanchez September 22, 2022
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