Lead singer of the Beach Boys, reviled amongst their fans. Has got a nice voice, sang lead on « Here Today » and « That’s not me ».
Bob : Hey, who’s your favourite member of the Beach Boys ?
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
Jim : Well, it’s not Mike Love for sure. That guy’s probably a Nazi.
Bob : Yeah, fuck him.
by BrianWilsonTheRapper August 17, 2018
Get the Mike Lovemug. by Handsomejack83 March 7, 2018
Get the mike pikeymug. I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.
My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.
My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.
My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.
My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.
My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.
My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.
My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.
My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.
My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.
I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
Get the Mike (Michael)mug. A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."
by The Shelled One's Disciple July 30, 2021
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