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bashington

Town where every (mostly but not exclusively) male inhabitant participates in onanism in a similar manner to which born-again Christians pray, ie. fervently and as often as humanly possible.
We knocked on John's bedroom door and he pretended he was asleep before unlocking and letting us in. The white tissues lying about the place and still-warm laptop however suggested to us that he was thinking of moving to Bashington.
by yehyeh#1 November 15, 2013
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bazinged

The feeling that one experiences after consuming too much caffeine
Check out that dude in the cafe. He looks like he stuck his finger in an electrical outlet. He's totally bazinged!
by jennuine March 3, 2014
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Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.
The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.
by dorkmier September 3, 2016
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Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits
Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit
by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019
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Baking a loaf

When you cum on every inch of someone and then lay them in the wind to dry so they become crusty like the outside of a loaf of bread.
Satine: OMG you're going on a date?
Padme: Yeah, we're totally baking a loaf tonight.
by YummyBerries September 1, 2022
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Ultimate Bazinga

Amazing, Fantastic, Cognifacious, "The shit".
Oh. My. God. That d20 spiral necklace is the ULTIMATE BAZINGA!!!
by deeandeegirl October 3, 2010
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face basting

during coitus, the giver pulls his member out of the receiver to wipe her juices across her face, and then continues penetration...repeating every 5 minutes to keep her moist and cooking.
Last night I was totally face basting this girl and it dried her eyes shut.
by frankysixfingers May 15, 2011
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