african chestnut

wen a guy shaves his pubes off his ballsack and he smokes them in a joint

Man, me and my cousin traded African chestnut last night, it was amazing

by biggunit April 27, 2007

Africa Long

Used to emphasize the amount of time one has gone without doing something by comparing to the colonization of Africa, which happened in the 9th century.

"Oh man, I haven't watched this show in Africa long!"

"Hey Chris, it's great to see you! It's been Africa long since we last chilled!"

by Semajskolka January 19, 2010

african trash compactor

A joking way of referring to a hippopotamus.

Bro, those fat ass african trash compactors just flipped my fucking car!

by CalimariiSlicer March 28, 2020

Crazy African

Someone of the African descent acting insane or raging in anger.

Jimmy's report card has 2 F's on it. Jimmy's mom sees the grades. Her thoughts on this are...
"How the h*ll did you f*cking fail two d*mn subjects? IF YOU EVER FAIL ANY SUBJECT AGAIN, YOU WILL DIE!!!!!"
Jimmy's mom = A crazy african

by YeahImThatDude69 May 20, 2010

every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

Used as a "meme", sometimes angers people but often its funny, not if you use it everytime. Anyways uhm-- we all know that, it passes everywhere. WOOOWWW I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!

friend: every 60 seconds, a minute passes in africa.
Me: we all know that
Friend: ok
Me: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend:shut up now

by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 14, 2022

African Mud Whistle

When a nude man or woman stands up and begins to take a shit. Their partner grabs the turd before it hits the ground and begins "oral sex" on the turd.

Kimmy felt sick after giving jared an african mud whistle..

by Cherise Callahan November 16, 2006

Africoid

A term used to refer to a negroid. Usually derogatory.

Holy shit! That mad Africoid is running around like a monkey robbing people!

by Mishal Patel October 20, 2005