Honestly, the sexiest girl alive. Guys want in her pants, girls want in her pants, shit - even Billy Graham wants in her pants! She's got a ba-donk-a-donk for real!! She's half German, so she has that foreign aspect going for her as well.
She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.
But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.
She has an amazing Ozzy Osbourne accent and can make anyone laugh with her witty jokes and off-the-wall sense of humor.
But most importantly, she can always get down to some Sir Mix-a-lot.
by saggybaggy June 3, 2009

A vagina with the inner flaps (labia) hanging out, often looks like there is ham hanging from the fanny.
by Simonononon October 21, 2008

by Biff Cool May 30, 2006

"They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam...." - Dixie Chicks
"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy
"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy
by Jayzeee December 6, 2006

To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.
by Vagiotta May 2, 2007

by merlinswish September 7, 2006

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.
Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!
by Lowmein January 18, 2009
