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Get the Allen Heffner mug.This unique specimen is the most aneroxic child you will ever encounter. His penis is non existent. He appears to never age as he always looks like he is in second grade and for some reason an allen will always look transgender. He will buy expensive, useless things to make him self look cool but gets bullied instead. He always wasted his life and money on stupid stuff like Pokemon Go. He often lacks chromosomes and has an iq that is less than 70. For this reason he always gets his stuff finessed.
Spongebob: "hey Patrick what am I?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
Patrick: "a faggot?"
Spongebob: "no! I'm Allen"
Patrick: "what's the difference?"
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Get the ryan allen mug.A boring lame ass man with loser talk. His talk game is so boring people began to booo 👎 right in front of him lol. Allen pierre mindset so fuck up he begins to bark back to dogs damn.
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