Jason Alexander

talentfull

wow you are a gods gift that means you are very Jason Alexander

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

Alexander valdez jr

A wierd but talented skater boy, mean but chill, hes ugly but hes the funniest guy you know, dont let him go

Dude I'm so bored
Just hang out with Alexander valdez jr

by Eatdatbananaheehee November 23, 2019

Alexander

Simp

Alexander ditt cp sluta vara en simp

by willeking69 July 14, 2021

Alexander

A huge nerd who girls find “weirdly attractive”
That one kid who everyone thinks is gay

“Oh there’s Alexander, he gets no bitches”
“Idk, I’d hit if I could though”

by Liquidsmooth February 4, 2022

Alexander Sartorello

a very cool man, it's so cool to know him

im an Alexander Sartorello, i know right, so cool

by iuaisdoouaisiuoadsuiodaiuoadsu May 30, 2022

ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

Alexander Dumbass

The guy who wrote the count of Monte Crisco

Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"

by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022