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I Think... Objectively

I think implies that what you're saying is a subjective statement.
Hym " 'I think... objectively' makes that sentence an oxymoron Charlie. It's not a thought for me, Charlie. I am."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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To either accept your girlfriend's refusal to allow anal sex or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.
Chris: My girlfriend says she finds the thought of anal sex disgusting.
Stu: Looks like you're going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.
by The Beastmeister November 10, 2013
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Old-think

To view modern invents or tasks in the "old way of doings things". Not catching onto and using common terminology and modern society advancing ideas.
By saying that it's necessary for someone to continually work hard even though they feel unwell, just because you and your grandparents worked hard is old think. Society should seek to advance until everyone's basic needs are met and beyond without the need to work into absurdity. "Old think" says to continually work hard "above and beyond" even though the job might be a cyclical job, rather than simply performing the jobs tasks satisfactorily and having a better work life load. Ideal society focuses on family not work. The hard work was done building the country, now we can do the easy work of maintaining and upgrading the firmware Little bits at a time. We moved out of the garden into cities, with the goal of getting back to the garden. Make life easier not harder which doesn't mean working till you drop. Old think.

Old-think: To fail to let go of the past.
by Superconductingbrushless September 14, 2022
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Thinking

he is a fucking moth stay away from him or he will invade your lamp.
thinking: nice lamp you got there...
by choggies December 14, 2020
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I think a wall is a wall

When Louis Tomlinson was asked what it meant when he named his first studio album Walls, he said a wall is a wall, and there was nothing deeper in it.
"I'm quite Bri ish aright, and I think a wall is a wall," - Louis Tomlinson
by jaquenfayre December 7, 2020
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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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Think Skull

Someone who has to think about things extra hard to understand then; Simpleton
Oh he didn't get it? Real think skull on this guy
by eduardopos February 14, 2021
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