shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

hupifpyivhkvyoufotuykvhj

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Mason n

Mason n is a sigma who is free to use on Sundays if you give him an African shilling and a half eaten tire

Mason n: is a sigma

by Ollie📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯🪔🪔🪔 March 28, 2024

mason

best freind ever really nice happy loving and se

cmason

by bruhmrssmiathe April 11, 2022

Mason

A giant veiny cock who will jizz for a half a turkey sandwich

Person 1: Hey is that Mason?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Whered he get that turkey sandwich from?
Person 2: Me, I got him to blow his load for it
Person 1: Damn that's funny

by Hukeywucky April 30, 2022