The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

carpenter grip

When a girl is blowing you and you grab your dick like a hammer and pound her head with it.

I was getting a bad blowjob so I gave her the carpenter grip.

by Fruit Thimble May 4, 2019

Grip mag

Porn mag jazz mag

You didn't clean up the kitchen last night after you messed it up. As a penalty, you're gonna have to buy a grip mag for the house.

by Glenda July 11, 2003

L grip

the person its directed to takes double the lose's

TAKE the L GRIP

by MIlkshake_Studios March 21, 2022

Nut Grip

Barack Obama

That dumbass is such a nut grip.

by Twyla November 17, 2016

texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017

Grip

A time period ranging from two weeks to infinity

I haven't seen you in a grip

by TheStation June 14, 2018