Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

gerald's child

An anonymous account that creates confession pages and is responsible for cyber bullying on college campuses.

Guy 1: Did you see Gerald's Child's post this morning?
Guy 2: Yea, he was way out of line.

by The mightiest duck December 4, 2013

Toxic Child

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed

Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child

by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021

Child Labor

School does not cover the child labor law but still is as draining as a regular 40 hour work week.

Dad: works normal 40 hour work week. no overtime

kid: works normal 40 hour school week. Stays up till 3am every night to finish a stupid english assignment
kid: “why doesn’t the child labor law not include this under “not to age”

by ppguy1173 March 14, 2023

Child stomach

Usually a secret component in kids stomach that can hold sweets, desserts etc.

C:Man in full
M:Its time fór dessert tho
C: *CHILD STOMACH enters the chat*

by TomaskOwO August 16, 2019

child connersaur

A man to measure the sex they had with a kid and tape it

Tyler: hey samuel.
Sam: no not again .
Tyler: this time im bringing the child connersaur with us
Cc (behimd tree) yesss!

by Usingdrugslike2001 June 1, 2018

problm child

Problm Child is a American Rapper from Los Angeles, CA. Born Kevin Muse , January 14, 1991.

Has reached over 100,000 streams musically worldwide via Audiomack.com

Owns Clothing Store The Muse Print Clothing.

Problm Child is one of the dopest Rappers to come out of California. He’s a good representation of Los Angeles and The West Coast

by LabelMeKing November 23, 2021