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split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.
1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022
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Seven-Ten Split

(Medical jargon) When a kidney stone glances and dislodges a large scaberous blockage in the male urethra.
"May the record reflect there was a seven-ten split during the procedure. We will begin extraction."
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.
Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.
by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025
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split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.
: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.
by Keith02k March 20, 2024
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Dragon Splitting

A slur made up by western imperialists made to supress Asians in Hypixel Skyblock.
I fucking hate Dragon Splitting because I am Asian and Hypixel with bad server will always lag me back.
by TheA0o4o2 March 20, 2024
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Personality Split

When the bottoms of two couples both have split personalities and you proceed to have group sex with them.
Yo Dave, wanna do the personality split with Jade and Louis at the festival?
by Maverickhfx March 21, 2022
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