to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

skidmark panda

a fat kid with skid mark in his underwear

look at that skidmark panda

by bs brown May 3, 2010

Te-Panda

a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage

Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!

by Waalaa July 29, 2008

dump truck panda

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.

Acronym DTP

I’m going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.

by Dump Truck Panda August 3, 2018

the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.

"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

by panda-man June 13, 2006

Let's Get Panda

A phrase said when one wants to engage in alcoholic activity, most likely at a party or bar. Rarely does one get panda alone.

Greg: We're at this Damnation party, but what should we do?
Daemon: Let's get panda!

by The Slime King January 26, 2010

inverted panda

1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.

fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.

by Dark_side December 7, 2005