pink ham

another word for the female vagina, or the flap that is located below a woman which is normally called a vagina, but can also be called a pink ham, also known as a nutritional sort of breakfast or pussy, cunt, or spicy taco salad... don't forgot your hot sauce

"my sausage would graciously like to be inside your summer pink ham"

by master of the clit aka John L. September 05, 2009

Hangin' ham

A vagina with the inner flaps (labia) hanging out, often looks like there is ham hanging from the fanny.

Ewwww look at that girls hangin' ham

by Simonononon September 05, 2008

Drop a ham

To take an exeptionally large and smelly dump.

Did someone drop a ham in here, I can't hardly breathe.

by Biff Cool May 25, 2006

Tennessee ham

sex; sometimes specifically anal sex

"They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam...." - Dixie Chicks

"Gimme some of that Tennessee ham!" - horny guy

by Jayzeee December 03, 2006

ham job

To wrap ham (specifically sliced ham) around a person's penis and give them a hand job. Afterwards, the giver takes the ham and eats it.

"Now, you wanna give me a ham job!"

"I think I'm going to ask Bill to give me a ham job"

by Vagiotta April 25, 2007

Ham Wallet

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

by merlinswish September 07, 2006

Ham Face

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.

Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!

by Lowmein January 18, 2009