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by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018
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Twilight

Is a nice girl who is always willing to help others. Will be somewhat dumb at first but as she grows she will become smarter and actually thinks things through. Is a friend who always keep a level head and will try her best not to get angry. When she finds love she will have a hard time with ever loving someone else.
by anonymous July 18, 2023
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Twilight Headache

An intense headache produced by repeatedly rolling one's eyes. Particularly prominent while watching a Twilight Saga movie.
John: What's wrong man? You look awful!

Bob: My girlfriend made me watch the new Twilight movie. I rolled my eyes the whole time, and now I have the worst Twilight Headache.

John: TEAM EDWARD! *runs away crying*
by sylvita999 December 7, 2011
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Twilighter

BDSM term developed by #1 US/International Best-Selling Author, Breanna Hayse and is used to describe a Twilight BDSM lifestyle. The Twilighter is a masochist/submissive whose age-play dynamic emerges with the onset of edge-play/heavy sadomasochism. She/he tends to be aroused by contrasts of pain/pleasure interspersed with tenderness and nurturing. While she will often used addresses associated with the age-play dynamic (Papa, Daddy, etc), these are used to maintain her vulnerability and headspace. BDSM age-play does not involve minors not does it condone pedophilia or domestic violence/abuse.
"Many look to fall into a place of bliss during a session and become calm and quiet. A Twilighter will fight and protest like a child until she's exhausted, and then might sulk and get weepy. She's happiest when she feels pain and throws a tantrum."

(The Gentlemen's Club: Hadley)
by Breanna Hayse November 15, 2019
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Post Twilight Stress Disorder

when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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Twilight

The best book ever written! Edward will steal your heart! Alice will become your dream best friend! Must watch movies and read books!
People who know what a good book is: twilight is the BEST thing EVER written! I wish Alice was my best friend!

People who know what a good movie is: twilight is the best movie EVER! Edward stole my heart!
by Twilightfan February 25, 2021
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Twitter Twilight Zone

A zone of unreality and imagination , where every person and ideology exists , and they all hate you
Man that ideology doesn't exist dude , it's just a Twitter Twilight Zone.
by Tzeentch June 17, 2020
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