"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy
by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024
Get the faded by achillesmug. by fadedfoo November 15, 2019
Get the faded off your locsmug. by Zaynesmommy July 21, 2021
Get the Make a fademug. A blowjob in “the valley”
It’s nice that here in the valley you can walk into any salon or barbershop and some Mexican chick can give a good skin fade
by Mr_slippery May 5, 2022
Get the Skin fademug. person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles
person2: i got faded by achilles
person:1 your donzos pal
person2: i got faded by achilles
person:1 your donzos pal
by cadens barber March 28, 2024
Get the faded by achillesmug. Opposite of “glow up”
Transformation of being in a social acceptable state to one of which is deemed unacceptable by society
Transformation of being in a social acceptable state to one of which is deemed unacceptable by society
by Lazyrunner April 17, 2020
Get the Fade downmug. A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
by HAUSHAUSHAUS October 21, 2021
Get the Fade Doctormug.