Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
To bully someone to the extent of making them leave a place or take a brake far away from said place.
by Larry5693 May 14, 2023
To bully off someone from a certian group, channel, website, hobby, culture, point of interest, genre, platform, activity, etc in to making said person leave for good or to take time off reflecting from x & y. Not to be confused with term Gatekeeping.
The term became popluar thoughout the 2020s after people during and after covid had to the internet daily during lockdown leading many to use the internet a lot more and starting to take it a lot more seriously and helecoptering of peoples accounts, witch made people start to self reflect and started overthinking about what they started to post online and let others watch and deem whats ok to put yourself out there or not. leading to many deleting their own channels and social media accounts as a responce to backlash and being said bullied off.
The term became popluar thoughout the 2020s after people during and after covid had to the internet daily during lockdown leading many to use the internet a lot more and starting to take it a lot more seriously and helecoptering of peoples accounts, witch made people start to self reflect and started overthinking about what they started to post online and let others watch and deem whats ok to put yourself out there or not. leading to many deleting their own channels and social media accounts as a responce to backlash and being said bullied off.
Person 1: Did you hear Watson got bullied off making videos since people wouldn't stop making fun of him, he went cold turkey on every soscial media and deleted everything 2 weeks ago. After a girl told him after streaking on instagram that he wasn't cute.
Person 2: Whaaat? but Watson is so chill and intersting, a little bit autistic but i saw something in him.
Person 1: Well too bad. Go talk to him, or ghost him like i did.
Person 2: ill talk to him to see whats up.
Person 2: Whaaat? but Watson is so chill and intersting, a little bit autistic but i saw something in him.
Person 1: Well too bad. Go talk to him, or ghost him like i did.
Person 2: ill talk to him to see whats up.
by Silverpapyrus February 01, 2025
What is a Freak Off Party? Allegedly coined by Diddy (aka Sean Combs), the Freak Off Party is rumored to be an exclusive, invite-only event where the biggest names in entertainment, politics, and even royalty show up. Think rockstars, rappers, CEOs, and gang members sliding in under the radar.
According to multiple lawsuits, these gatherings were far from your typical Hollywood party. Allegedly fueled by substances like ketamine, GHB, and ecstasy, dark and controversial activities reportedly went down. Hidden cameras, illegal recordings, and a bunch of stuff nobody wants to talk about… or snitch on.
The Breakdown:
• Duration: These parties allegedly lasted days. Imagine walking in Wednesday and leaving Friday with no memory because ketamine was just the appetizer.
• Participants: Rumors involve celebs like Travis Scott and Cassie Ventura, but most names are still in the shadows.
• Substances: Drugs allegedly played a central role, with some partygoers blacking out unknowingly.
• Voyeurism: The worst part? Allegedly, hidden cameras filmed everything while Diddy allegedly watched from the sidelines.
Pop Culture Reactions:
The industry’s shaken. Celebs like Jaguar Wright and Cassie have spoken out, and the hashtag #FreakOffParty trended for weeks.
According to multiple lawsuits, these gatherings were far from your typical Hollywood party. Allegedly fueled by substances like ketamine, GHB, and ecstasy, dark and controversial activities reportedly went down. Hidden cameras, illegal recordings, and a bunch of stuff nobody wants to talk about… or snitch on.
The Breakdown:
• Duration: These parties allegedly lasted days. Imagine walking in Wednesday and leaving Friday with no memory because ketamine was just the appetizer.
• Participants: Rumors involve celebs like Travis Scott and Cassie Ventura, but most names are still in the shadows.
• Substances: Drugs allegedly played a central role, with some partygoers blacking out unknowingly.
• Voyeurism: The worst part? Allegedly, hidden cameras filmed everything while Diddy allegedly watched from the sidelines.
Pop Culture Reactions:
The industry’s shaken. Celebs like Jaguar Wright and Cassie have spoken out, and the hashtag #FreakOffParty trended for weeks.
Daniel Michael: “Diddy invited me to a Freak Off Party, but I told him I’m busy building my empire.”
199x: “Same. I don’t need a Freak Off Party to make waves.”
blnde: “Success doesn’t come from a Freak Off Party. I’m doing just fine without it.”
199x: “Same. I don’t need a Freak Off Party to make waves.”
blnde: “Success doesn’t come from a Freak Off Party. I’m doing just fine without it.”
by IRSAgents October 06, 2024
by Martinf March 01, 2016
by HandyHoe January 28, 2017
Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”
by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018