That.
"I was minding my own business today until Donnie walked by and cocked off about how I looked, so he got these hands."
" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."
" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
" You better not cock off to me tonight in front of my friends."
" Jose is in the breakroom right now cocking off and people are getting pissed."
by Skunkpumper October 09, 2022
Guy 1: Duuude, I'm so bored right now.
Guy 2: You know what can fix that?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: A shaq off!
Guy 2: You know what can fix that?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: A shaq off!
by JlNX November 25, 2023
Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
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