national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

National Hate Ryan Day

Hate on Ryan day
On September 14th

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day

by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

nation face

When you're a pathological liar

All president candidates are nation faces

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

National ask a boy out day

It is on the 69th day of the year, March 10th.

Come on girls, don’t be pussies, ask a boy out!! It’s national ask a boy out day!! You will never know if they like you if you don’t ask!!

by 1737563738jeffvlogs November 7, 2020

National ass pic day

On the 25th of July you send a pic of your ass to someone you like, a friend or your boyfriend.

“ it’s national ass pic day today, you know what to do”

by Urbandictionary real July 25, 2019

national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022