When you have a midget grab your thigh while smearing Nutella onto your genitals. after the midget spreads the Nutella on your genitals, it is common for the midget to do a process called Sloppy Toppy, which is an expression for oral intercourse. The midget will lick and suck the Nutella while humming the famous SoundCloud song, Benz. after they've licked the Nutella clean off, they will then leave your house after stealing all your Cosmic Brownies.
by DopeDyl September 27, 2021
by potassium fluoride May 05, 2021
When your penis is to small so you put one of your balls in the girls vagina and the other in her anus to pleasure her.
by Small member McGee June 06, 2020
To do 'The Dirty Guinness' one must down one's pint of Guinness then continue to thrust said empty pint glass into ones face, shattering it in the process.
Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
by paddy mc'shay February 17, 2011
When a female is on her period, she sticks her finger up in there and gets it bloody, then proceeds to swipe it across the upper lip of a unsuspecting victim.
by j razzle dazzl April 13, 2009
i want to do dirty ashley with your mom because she is so fucking hot even though i know she is going to cut off my pennis for her own strap on
by lacole_cowley May 07, 2020
When you stick one hand up someone's ass, then stick the other down their throat, you then link your hands, and have sex with their belly button.
by Logan O October 30, 2007