When your in a taxi and you haven't got any money so the taxi driver say "don't worry you can just fuck me instead on camera"
by obobo September 17, 2020

by anaberuuz September 15, 2021

When a female is on her period, she sticks her finger up in there and gets it bloody, then proceeds to swipe it across the upper lip of a unsuspecting victim.
by j razzle dazzl April 12, 2009

i want to do dirty ashley with your mom because she is so fucking hot even though i know she is going to cut off my pennis for her own strap on
by lacole_cowley May 6, 2020

When you stick one hand up someone's ass, then stick the other down their throat, you then link your hands, and have sex with their belly button.
by Logan O November 18, 2007

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.
by thoughtstipated December 16, 2007

Eric said he got the best dirty christy after a long hard day of sheet rocking without taking a shower and taking 5 shits in a 8 hour period.
by tedd4 May 19, 2008
