New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

Phenomenon when a guy comes into a new environment i.e. a new school or visiting a new town and all of the local women throw themselves at him sexually as a way of marking their own territory.

I love meeting girls when I'm away on vacation, they all seem to go through New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

by aaronp12 April 29, 2011

scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

PMS ( painful memory syndrom)

painful memory syndrome : When someone does or says something that reminds you of a very painful memory causing you to have PMS (painful memory syndrome)

Don't talk about streaking...that makes me think of the time we saw those old guys naked...ugh talk about "PMS ( painful memory syndrom)"

by T-Niz October 9, 2008

Stubbley butt-crack syndrome

when one shaves his hair in the pubic region (perferably the inner butt) and it grows back stubbley. therefore causing much pain and discomfort

wow i sure cant concentrate on my work when im iching my butt due to the stubbley butt-crack syndrome

by LadieMav06 March 18, 2006

post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.

That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.

by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007

Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome

When someone has "Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome,"
everyone they meet will invariably fall in love with them. The condition is named after legendary actress Mary Tyler Moore, who played the fictional Minneapolis television news producer, Mary Richards, for six seasons on the CBS television network, from 1970-1977. One of the constant themes on that show involved Mary meeting a new man, who would quickly fall in love with her. Of course, by the end of the episode (or a series of episodes), the relationship would take some bizarre turn, and Mary would be a single gal once again.

Kurt is the only guy I know who has ever had Mary Tyler Moore Syndrome. Every man he meets falls in love with him -- hard.

by VelvetB February 5, 2010

Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome

when the player cannot adjust to the timing of earlier versions SF after being too involved in ultimate edition of SF which is SF4. Most patient suffer from continuous ass whipping from his/her mates who adjust seamlessly to both versions and once the tipping point is reached (which varies case by case dependent on level of intensity and trash talk) symptom such as cursing, yelling the name of a move or controller throwing can all occur almost simultaneously.

Matt: REMATCH!! …… …where the fuck is my dragon punch… fuck
Adam: …….. Oookay… last game?

Matt suffers Post SF4 Spaz Syndrome

Matt gets his ass whooped again

Matt acts like angry german kid (see youtube)

Matt: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DRAGON PUNCH!!

by munky_punch July 12, 2009