New Albany High School

New Albany High School. New Albany is basically a refugee sanctuary for parents that are afraid of their children sanity running away from Westerville City Schools. This school is so dead the only exciting thing that happened here was a bomb threat we stayed home for that shit if some typa shit like that happened over at Westerville they would’ve turned a blind eye. No one knows our principals there’s like 10 Assistants why do they need so much I think they have orgys for conferences. Most people don’t even know our principles name. Also that place is big asf. They need to put that bitch in google maps, like IN A 100 feet turn left head ass. Everyone here is so rich niggas be pullin up in corvettes and maseratis, but there’s always that one dude that pulls up in his moms 05’ Toyota corolla. But they are better then the people that come in the bus the buses are packed, bus drivers angry, middle school and high school combined it’s a mess. School lunches aren’t that bad it’s actually kinda good but it doesn’t stop the rich kids from going to Wendy’s or subway. School rating 4/10

New Albany High School is so dead.

by I’msorry September 4, 2021

New Oxford High School

The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.

New Oxford High School is gay

by Sr. David Fallopiantube VIII June 23, 2021

High-Fructose Corn Syrup

American ambrosia, similar to syrup in Canada, that makes up about 50% of the usual american diet because it is found in every single american sweet known to mankind.

"How the hell is there high-fructose corn syrup in my bottled water!?"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023

west nodaway high school

A high school in nodaway county Missouri. Located in the town of Burlington Junction, its district encompasses the other local towns of Elmo and Clearmont.(Quitman isn’t real) It is an incredibly poor school for the area and it suffers for it. It’s sport are the laughing stock of NW Missouri. The kids are dumber than shit and most alumni avoid being associated with it. The administration are actual tyrants or kiddie diddlers. The main cliches are the hicks, emos, skids, sluts and jocks. Oddly enough all of these groups somehow get along. Then again when your class is so small it can’t make a baseball team roster you kinda have to get along with other groups.

We maybe poor and retarded at West Nodaway High School but at least we aren’t North Nodaway!

by Luwelyn.moss April 27, 2023

dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.

look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!

by additheallergy May 6, 2023

Prairie view high School

A place where tiny little Mexican girls think the run shit@🤔,and ugly ass niggas be boomin in there jainky ass cars making a whole lotta noice for no reason 98.999% are pot heads@meee bitchesss

Every day when I walk into Prairie view high School it smells dank🚬💨

by That bitch😯 November 22, 2018

Monmouth Regional High School

the teachers are either bitches, take their job way to serious, or don't give a single fuck. some of our "great" teachers consist of Mrs wolff a sexy beast but shes not very bright, Tupie who has no real purpose and no one takes him serious because he e e e e tal al al lks l l li i i ik ke th ii s. Mr Locke who is very creepy and most likely a predator and can go from talking about the declaration of independence to the civil war in 2 minutes. Can't forget about mrs turner who is the least qualified gym teacher in all of new jersey. you will most definitely find people vaping and smoking in the bathrooms despite how we need to put our student ID's before using the bathroom. they fail to fix the problems that the school has and the teachers aren't able to stop a fight between two students for 30 minutes.

yo, what school do you go to
monmouth regional high school
hows that

terrible i have mr locke this year

by krystal Methanny February 22, 2019