sun cock

A horrible cock that does`nt give any pleasure what so ever
It is hated by all females

Often known as Aidan small penis

"Wow Aidan has a sun cock"

by edgvhqek May 10, 2008

Highway Hard Cock

When you are sleeping on a road trip on your stomach and you wake up with a boner because of the bumps.

Andrew Davis has Highway Hard Cock

by pico April 9, 2003

soft cock rock

Usually a group of soft cocks who play together in a band. The sound usually epitomizes the oversensitive, caring and downright girly nature of modern music.

aidan:...im so sick of these soft cock rock bands, play some real music you fucking girls

by aidan tomas February 15, 2008

Rhino cock

a guy with an exceptionally huge cock, so big it hurts just to look at.

Erica: how did it go with that guy last night?
Amber: NOTHING! he had the hugest rhino cock!

by EricaMeggan February 15, 2009

Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.

Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

Monster cock

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

Josh la cock grande

Someone who belives there penis is so ginormuois that it makes the oposite sex cry during sexual relations, and said female will need vaginal reconstructive surgery when done with intercourse.

So I hear 13 ichs will kill a girl so dont let " Josh la cock grande" over there getcha ya

by no-good July 25, 2009