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Blood Test Sex

The type of sex that necessitates a blood test afterwards when the STD status of the other person is unknown--intercourse (vaginal and anal), oral sex, ...anything that allows fluids to mingle.
"Did you fuck that girl last night?"
"Just a handjob, no blood test sex."
by The Ripper January 16, 2005
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anal sex

Anal sex is a sexual practice which is sexually appealing to only 1% of American women according to the most comprehensive survey by the Social Organization of Sexuality.

(Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization
of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.)
The elderly porn addicts and 11-year-old boys who experience their first outbreak of acne and have commented on anal sex so far may find it difficult to differentiate between actual behavior and the sexual world portrayed in pornography.

While anal sex appears in 55.9% of all scenes in best-selling pornography -- see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis"-- and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are every lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus.
by The Happy Humanist July 28, 2010
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Mai Sex-See

Damn, this girl is hella sexyyy! (yes, thats triple "y"). She brings sexy back, no doubt. She owns club sexxii in LA. jaw-dropping awesome. She is a love taker, dream maker, and heart breaker. fierce but irresistible. one of a kind. Practically, the best girl on the block. if you havent met her, ur missing out!!!
Mai Sex-See's got it going on!
by mai sex-see yang May 18, 2011
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Triceratops Sex Position

Triceratops sex position is when your girl doggystyle on the bed, your under her with a finger in the anus, your wang in her thang, and a hand in her mouth, mimicking the Great Triceratops
Ben: Dude, sex last night was so good!!
John: What did you do?
Ben: I gave her the old Triceratops Sex Position, she was done in seconds!!
by Lord Xerxez January 25, 2018
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same sex marriages

Marriage to a person of the same sex. Same and just as holy as heterosexual marriages.

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Same sex marriages should be legal not ony in Canada and Massachusetts, but in all places.
by IrisEve January 31, 2004
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product of anal sex

A REALLY slow/ dim-witted person who is of subpar intelligence.
Judge you are so fucking stupid you must be the product of anal sex.
by old jeezy August 27, 2006
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we're not having sex

i'm completely helpless to your charm & witty sense humor and if you make a move on me we are definitely having sex
boy: can i buy you a drink?
girl: ok, but we're not having sex
boy: hmm... *i wonder how far i can get her legs behind her head*
by swedishfishmafia September 16, 2012
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