National Ass Day

National Ass Day is on May 11. On this day, you are ordered to slap at least one butt.

Dear Miss Microballs,

I'm sorry I slapped Scarlette's butt today, but it was for a good cause. If you didn't know, today is National Ass Day. The Thing with this day is you need to slap at least one person's butt the whole day.

Love, Jiggleballs

by periodwithtrans May 4, 2023

National Cheat On a Lightskin Day

National day on May 5th, where we will cheat on lightskin niggas cus they ain’t shit.

This day is celebrated on “May 5th” in honor of cheating on lightskins and will be called “National Cheat On a Lightskin Day”

by anonymous May 5, 2023

National nakey day

Everyday- Make your boyfriend happy by having cuddles shirtless together

Hey wanna come round today?
Yea sure its national nakey day

Really?

Yea so I'm coming round soon >:3

by Adolf_Rizzler May 6, 2023

Rise of Nations

A Roblox game that history nerds, and people that are broke and can't afford Hearts Of Iron 4.

Person 1: Hey nigger you wanna get on Rise of Nations?
Person 2: Yeah sure cracker.
Person 1: I'M GONNA WHIP YOU, YOU DIRT SLIMEY NIGGER!

by Stupid_Retard679 May 6, 2023

May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day

Get yo girl to send u a titty pic today

"Hey baby its May 7th-National Free Titty Pic Day"
" What does that mean"
"U gotta send me a titty pic"

by KobeTheKoala May 7, 2023

national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023

Nation's Restaurant News

n American trade publication, founded in 1967, that covers the foodservice industry, including restaurants, restaurant chains, operations, marketing, and events

Nation's Restaurant News is published bi-weekly, with an online portal that launched in 1996

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023