Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

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Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy

Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile

by Mikeflower October 9, 2025

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Scooby doo boner snacks

When a guy feeds a person their cock in dog food

Do you want some scooby doo boner snacks

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

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I'm all dick and bones

Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!

You're slim aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.

by Biggy D' October 19, 2023

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Sra.Bonessi👀 is a strange type of teacher that lives in strawberry hill. she eats off of kids misery and makes sure to tell 13 yr old children that they are fat and stupid. she is known to complain about everything as if her students give a shit. she thinks she is the best teacher ever but she isn’t. we know that she is only talking about kids being fat and dumb because if she consumes any type of food she will immediately gain 10 pounds. she also can not register the fact that she is as much of an idiot as her students, if not more. she is a bad teacher and should be fired.

Sra. Bonessi👀 told me that i should not eat because i am fat and will gain more weight!

by Fuckyou3000 November 28, 2023

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