one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

one fuck slut

a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick

your nothing but a one fuck slut

by valeriexxxx3 April 19, 2018

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher April 23, 2012

Day ones

People that say they have day ones everywhere are using the term wrong. Day ones are people that have been best friends since either birth or for several years. PERIODT!!

Man 1: dude I everyone is my day one.!
Man 2: nah, day ones are like Olivia and Isabella, they’ve been best friends since kindergarten. So fix ur self!
Man 1: ........

by Karen_Hit The Whoa October 5, 2019

one way trip to cornwall

when you can't afford a trip to switzerland to kill yourself so you just go yeet off a cliff in cornwall cause there's nothing good there but the cliffs.

another way of saying to commit suicide.

Lil jimmy went on a one way trip to cornwall the other day, so we won't be seeing him again.

by fjordan June 17, 2022

Big ones

Money money money money money money money mother fucker

That will be 20 big ones sir

by Disman September 4, 2018

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021