Cock and Ball torture

This is a form of punishment in which one is tortured by the constant beating of his (or her if you are James Charles) cock and balls

Bro I got caught stealing and my punishment is cock and ball torture.

by Ok so basically I am monkey May 27, 2019

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Louisiana cock sex

Sex in the Louisiana swamps.

Guy 1: Dude they were having Louisiana cock sex!
Guy 2: Damn, hope they watched out for the Rougarou

by cracklord69 November 7, 2020

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nuclear cock slap

To hit someone so hard in the face with your dick it blows everything up in a two mile radius

She wanted rough sex so I did the nuclear cock slap

by One_of_none69 December 5, 2016

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A large, girthy, oddly proportioned, circumsized penis, that resembles a delicious Costco muffin, particularly their coffee cake muffin due to a crusty exterior. This term has also been used in reference to various other Costco muffins, such as their blueberry muffin, poppyseed muffin, and double chocolate muffin. Either way, the chances that it will fit, even into the widest of sluts, is highly unlikely.

These are very common and should be taken very seriously, so if you see one please remember they aren't dangerous (usually), and everyone needs a good fuck every once in a while. So take self medicate with some Rohypnol (Ruffies) and bend over!

DAYUM!!! He had a massive, crusty, Costco Cock Muffin in his pants! It tasted like the real thing!

by Jonsuckscockadoodledoo July 9, 2014

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