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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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pushing steel with sex appeal

How Greg with 2 Gs be pushing barges.
That’s how Greg earns them papers, by pushing steel with sex appeal.
by MrMrEZG July 20, 2025
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Hit Em With The Chop

When you hit someone in game with a lock on and give them no chance to retaliate and no chance to react.
Bro I just hit em with the chop he didn’t even get to shoot back - stylzz

“Bro he’s hitting everyone with the chop
by ilyPrince July 22, 2025
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hit me with the Billy Mays

I thought I was done, but my supervisor hit me with the Billy Mays
by ChrisHandsShakes July 26, 2025
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National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th
It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!
by KittyFunny August 4, 2025
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