One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

Blue Ones

Blue ones are 100 dollar bills or the equivalent to 100 dollars

It’s 2 blue ones = it’s 200 dollars

It’s 2 blues = it’s 200USD

by DaddieZeak November 21, 2024

ons

Acronym for “on skibidi”

Means whatever is said to be on skibidi is factual information, relatable information, or just agreeable information.

Zach: “Bro I can’t wait for summer break!”

Ryan: “ons bro.”

by ssplit August 11, 2024

ons

Paid deliveries for illegal substances, typically weed but sometimes vapes. Australian slang.

"hit me up for ons"
"shiii, can i get a 50 bag?"

by johnthebohn August 19, 2024

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".

Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.

by bidnit2 March 5, 2011