To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
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b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2015
Get the kiss me baby one more time mug.1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!
2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
1.See Also Player One
2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!
3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!
3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009
Get the The Adventures of Player One mug.Oh man, have you heard Metallica's new song "Murder One"? It is named after Lemmy's amp, it's awesome!
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WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....
WE ARE PEDOPHILE FRIENDLY!!!!! ,. sssshhhh!!!!!! (260.109)...(369)....
It brings up an amazing MATHUFRACTURES CONCEPT where it says what THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says that PLURAL = SINGULAR which grandly implies another stated as due to "CONSENSUS TUMULT POTENTIAL" the "ZERO TOLERANCE" in many instances is operational . In other words , the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX = THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX which says the NULL = ZEROFYER from NULLIFY as ZER0FYER = SINGULAR = PLURAL where NO PEDOPHILES are allowed at certain places as per management decision of the HOTEL ITSELF.
THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.
Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..
THE more PEDOPHILES the better which is a management hotel/motel THAT SKIRTS , THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW because many hotels/motels ABUSE THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by not granting any passage.
Note in CYPHER this is a DERIVATION of the WUHAN GRINDR 369. MORE ON THAT LATER ..
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
Get the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW DOUBLE PARADOX mug.Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.
Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018
Get the go on one's merry way mug.After Biden went out of his way to appoint tropishly gay individuals to his administration, Trump praised Arnold Palmer's cock in front of a crowd and then lived with Elon Musk for four months in a the most embarrassing game of Faggot One-Upmanship ever played.
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