Black People Futures

E mini and E micro futures created by the CME as a way to trade / hedge against black people on the futures exchange

ticker for december 2024: nigz2024 - mnigz2024

bro i just fullported some black people futures

by Spankythemonky November 21, 2024

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

black juniors

Black juniors are very rare I mean African American juniors are very rare even though they tend to sometimes be bi or gay they are sometimes fun to be around BUT they will always get on your nerves and if you get a am junior mad they are very weak so good luck being hit by pillow fist

Look he’s a black juniors cool name dude.

by M0Nst4R December 27, 2021

Black raid

When someone replies using randomly without any context ,and is irrelevant to previous topic

Max: how's your fever?
Person :the wheather is great black raiding

Person was black raiding max.

by Alexander mighty July 4, 2023

reverse black album

When a band releases an album that has a heavier tone than their last album (like Green Day's switch from Dookie to Insomniac)

"Dude did you hear about Green Day's new album? Sounds like they pulled a reverse black album"

by stuartfmtave December 15, 2024

Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.

Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.

by Jxckson April 1, 2022

Black Ugg Energy

A toxic girl with daddy issues that does anything they want without fear. most likely to kill or harm you over love regardless of moral alignment just like black air force energy these girls share more of a resemblance to goths girls or hello kitty girls

That girl you been talking to its is bad news she gives off black ugg energy .

Other Examples
Yuno Gasai (Future Diary)
Yuka Takaoka(Real)
Kotonoha Katsura (School Days)

by Zekie_Senpai November 20, 2023