Sex-repulsed person

A sex repulsed person is someone who simply doesn't like sex, or the idea of any sexual activity, the reasons can be Many and personal.
Contrary to the popular belief sex repulsed people are not aliens they are just normal people.
Not every sex repulsed person is asexual.
Not every asexual is sex repulsed
Sex repulsed person can experience sexual attraction but it won't go any further because of their perception of sex.

-hey do You see that Blondie ass over there? Looks bootyful I would smash her
-meeh, I just really don't like it,

-Why bruh, are u gay?
-No, I am a Sex-repulsed person that means I just really don't like the idea of sex, or any sexual activity, that doesn't mean i don't find her pretty it's just , I am just sex repulsed person
-WTF bruh are u an alien?
-Well yes but actually no

by Humptrydumpty September 8, 2021

No Premarital Sex Day

Just like Rusev Day, No Premarital Sex Day is celebrated 365 days a year. Premarital Sex is softer than Charmin Ultra Soft.

“What are you doing for Valentine’s Day?”
“Celebrating No Premarital Sex Day of course!”

by Robert Griffin IV April 11, 2021

better than sex

A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).

If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 15, 2021

Waco Taco Sex

The absolute best kind of sex, anyone who joins OJ Klan must acknowledge Waco Taco Sex. This was made by our lord and savior, Fernandez. Fernandez thought of this kind of sex in his dreams and realized he is god himself and needs to spread the message of Waco Taco sex to his disciples and the general public. Fernandez died for our sins and it's only right that we acknowledge Waco Taco sex so we can have forgiveness.

I acknowledge Waco Taco Sex
HEY GUYS ITS FERNANDEZ CAN WE PLEASE PLEASE OH PLEASE COME DOWN TO MEXICO AND HAVE GAY WACO TACO SEX??!?! PLEASE VOMIT OUT TACOS SO I CAN STICK MY DICK IN THEM!!!

by Lord Fernandez October 23, 2019

Alaskan Sex Change

When you jump into ice cold water from the Arctic and your balls shrivel so far into your body they turn into a vagina.

Addison always wanted to see what it would be like to be a woman so he decided the easiest way was an Alaskan Sex Change.

by Word Maker 1000 November 7, 2014

belly button sex

an innie and an outie get together. the outie sticks its bellybutton into the innie and begins to thrust. like regular sex, but no exchange of bodily fluids.

dude jim and karen have bellybutton sex. how kinky is THAT?!

by annie January 29, 2005

Late Birthday sex

if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday

Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.

by gratspike February 27, 2011