jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 26, 2011

Cool-Off

Cool-Off is an e-commerce store that sells "Everything Cool Under the Sun". They provide you with the highest quality shade or misting solution for your home or business through outstanding customer service and expert advice. Their trained consultants work with you over the phone to help you decide on the best cooling solution for your particular needs. They are adept at working with architects, engineers or builders to select the best solution for your application.

Summer's coming soon, better get to Cool-Off and get a new batch of misting nozzles to keep us cool through the hot months.

by ROBSEO December 27, 2018

yacking the alphabet off

To talk incessantly! Blow one’s phone up.

Look at that poor guy over at the bar, that girl is yacking the alphabet off. Yeh he can’t get a word in.

I am so sorry I was yacking the alphabet off yesterday. I will refrain from blowing your phone up

by Yetilove August 24, 2021

It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back

And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

by Leahh92 May 20, 2018

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017