Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024
Get the Merking offmug. by King Tut Jr March 14, 2010
Get the Let Em' Offmug. Annoying guy: I fucked your sister last night.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.
Good guy: Fuck off, no one in their right mind will believe your bullshit.
by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021
Get the Fuck offmug. A casual/unrehearsed verbalization made by a chick who has briefly removed her lips from a guy's foreskin while performing fellatio on him.
An off-the-cuff remark that an eager stud love to hear is that his blowjob-administering hottie thinks that he has a nice big juicy schlong.
by QuacksO December 15, 2024
Get the off-the-cuff remarkmug. by peculiargoldfish June 17, 2025
Get the off the boofmug. To have sexual intercourse with a woman.
1st Person: "Is that you away to get your end off?"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
2nd Person: "Yeah, my bird is finally off the blob, thank fuck!"
by Jaywant March 5, 2008
Get the Get your end offmug. its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee
my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass
by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020
Get the rip off bruce leemug.