your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

your not on piss

Means your a pussy

'Bruv your not on piss'

by BigD12 March 12, 2020

to your eternity

very good anime where all of the main characters friends die

"did you watch to your eternity?"
"yea it was very sad"

by typicaljaybae February 26, 2022

On Your Rocket

When one is so high on the gange they cease to function like a normal person, i.e. snapping awkwardly to music and philosophizing poorly to anyone who will listen

"Last night you wouldn't let us play anything but "Major Tom", but all you did was sway awkwardly to it. You were defs on your rocket"

by 2North February 13, 2012

Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

by SuspiciousPigeon June 4, 2023

your mother

the fatest thing that is to heavy to lift up your mother also eats a lot of deez nuts

your mother enjoyed deez nuts last night

by enbyarrow March 8, 2022